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My neighbor knocked on my door at am this morning, can you believe that am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.


Fifteenth leading cause of death among calculus students. (calculus,don't drink and derive,math jokes)

Walk beside me friend, and help me cause the neighborhood trouble.

LOL!  Now I know what my problem is!

Oh Freud.Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

Want to slap someone.

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I'm the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet : quotes and sayings

If you think I am a Asshole. I am the best fucking Asshole you ever,ever meet!

Hey look!

funny quote wonder if clouds look down on us and sa that one is shaped like an idiot

:) my brother who thinks he normal is the wackiest of the bunch. I tried to fit in to society norms once, but I gave up after about five seconds. It's so much more fun being me.

"My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, 'No, we all seem to enjoy it." = my family

@Miss Ridens @Glenda Denton @Daniel Craven @Bobbie Tidwell @Betsy Shelton

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

This explains a lot!  ;-)

Does this mean I'm extra intelligent, extra beautiful, and will live twice as long because I have 2 a's in my name? I feel so pretty!I love my name now!

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People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

Nothing has ever been more true

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Percussion love

Guys, I'm genuinely worried right now. Drumming is my life, and today, I was bangin away on my kit and I had seriously bad pains in my knee. like it felt like something was streching. What if I can't drum anymore?