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My neighbor knocked on my door at am this morning, can you believe that am? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums.

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Fifteenth leading cause of death among calculus students. (calculus,don't drink and derive,math jokes)

Walk beside me friend, and help me cause the neighborhood trouble.

LOL!  Now I know what my problem is!

Oh Freud.Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure you are not, in fact, just surrounded by assholes.

Want to slap someone.

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I'm the nicest asshole you could ever hope to meet : quotes and sayings

If you think I am a Asshole. I am the best fucking Asshole you ever,ever meet!

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funny quote wonder if clouds look down on us and sa that one is shaped like an idiot

:) my brother who thinks he normal is the wackiest of the bunch. I tried to fit in to society norms once, but I gave up after about five seconds. It's so much more fun being me.

"My doctor asked if any members of my family suffered from insanity, I replied, 'No, we all seem to enjoy it." = my family

@Miss Ridens @Glenda Denton @Daniel Craven @Bobbie Tidwell @Betsy Shelton

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in until noon, because I'm a problem solver. Not that I ever could sleep till noon

This explains a lot!  ;-)

Does this mean I'm extra intelligent, extra beautiful, and will live twice as long because I have 2 a's in my name? I feel so pretty!I love my name now!

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People keep telling me the 'right person' will come along. I think mine got hit by a bus or something. So true

Nothing has ever been more true

"Well, I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life. If I die next Thursday" Shane answers.

Percussion love

Guys, I'm genuinely worried right now. Drumming is my life, and today, I was bangin away on my kit and I had seriously bad pains in my knee. like it felt like something was streching. What if I can't drum anymore?

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