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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Mr. Grey prefers brunettes who like to eat. Take that skinny bitches.

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

Does anyone actually ever think about this when it comes to #wine? #WineHumor

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"Every girl wants a gentleman in the street and a Christian Grey in the sheets.

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

Baby on board. Oh really? Ok. I was going to ram into the back of you car, but now I won't.

Baby on board.

I've always wondered why people announce they have a baby in the car. as if it makes a difference in the way people drive. This is hilarious!

Welcome to your 28th birthday!!!

After 30 the baby showers have slowed down just a bit, just walking into Forever 21 is awkward and the hangovers, well.


Free and Funny Confession Ecard: When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a Punishment. Now as a Mom, Nap Time Feels like I Won a Vacation!

Working out all day everyday!

If being sarcastic burned calories. I would be on skinny bitch! Ahahaha my actual life

Or a photo of the Executive whose bonus is based upon the tax break you are funding for his industry

For all the taxes they take out of my paycheck, the least they could do is send me a picture of the ghetto family I'm supporting to hang on my fridge!