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This is so true! Silence does not bring on relaxation anymore. Silence brings anxiety and the thought, "brace yourself!

So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected... Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!!

Funny Breakup Ecard: So sorry to hear that the Karma cake you baked yourself isn't tasting as good as you expected. Perhaps a nice glass of 'I Fucking told you so' will help wash it down!

.idiotic, bat shit crazy is more like it .... there should be a vaccine or mandatory holding cells on mars for these people... the world would be a much better place for everyone! lol

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts arent fooling anyone. YES!!!

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Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life-haha.I know some people like this :)

Me to a T

Me to a T

Biting my tongue is hard enough

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I'd be screwed.

lol pretty much fooling all his newest victims.

Free and Funny Breakup Ecard: However do you keep yourself from choking on that constant flow of bullshit coming out of your mouth? You are amazing!

After all of the verbal abuse I put up with all summer long from my narcissistic roommate, I righteously have a lot of things I'd like to say to him.

What I'd Really Like to Say to My Narcissistic Roommate

I don’t care what you think of me because it can't be half as bad as what I think of you. ~ or remotely as good as what I have on you

I don't hold grudges, I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter

I don't hold grudges. I hold memories that keep me better prepared for our next encounter. fuck that i hold grudges lol

extensive experience in dealing with stupid people to my resume

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