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    I wanna be where the people aren't...

    Does he look like a bitch? #guesswho #pulpfictionedition

    Drink up butter cups! #thirstythursday


    I'm this close to losing my shit.

    cry baby waaah

    Do you buy your pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off.

    Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you!

    bad ass mofo ;)

    pipe down

    I'm sorry, I didn't realize when you said you weren't like the rest of them, you meant you were worse.


    I don't chase em, I replace em ;) FOH

    Listen up, fives: A TEN is speaking.


    bark up the wrong tree & that tree will fall on you ;)

    ladies first :)

    bat shit crazy ;)

    I'll have a cocktail. Hold the tail.

    a girl can dream

    yes indeed :P

    You remind me of my Asian friend... Ug Lee :)

    I don't always take out my recyclables but when I do, I look like a raging alcoholic.

    how to win her love ;)