Remember when this was the biggest problem you encountered all day? But we figured it out. Walked to the side pulled the swing away from the puddle and jumped on it. Getting off with dry feet was the next problem. But we didn't care.
Dragnet and again the facts, mam." (Though apparently Joe Friday never actually said those words in any Dragnet show! They came from one of Stan Freberg's Dragnet parody records. But they sound like something Joe could have said!