Rachel: Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married! Ross: It wasn't my best decision, but I couldn't face another failed marriage. Chandler: At what point did you think this was a successful marriage? Friends TV show quotes
"First marriage: Wife's hidden sexuality. Not my fault. Second marriage: Said the wrong name at the altar. A little my fault... Third marriage: Well they really shouldn't let you get married when you're that drunk and have writing all over your face. Nevada's fault!"