I wish I could sleep... but my damn A.D.D. kicks in and well basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol McDonald had a farm... HEEEY Macarena!

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Funny. Because it's true.

Pretty much....

Best ever.


Why I had to delete the WebMD app on my phone.


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damn you, tequila!!!!!! lol!!

Haha I do this every time my car breaks


Love great nights that have mornings like this!

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, ' Just Kidding.'

Ummmm yeah ..... True !!!


very true lol

Does anybody have a recipe for "I don't know?" or "I don't care?" It's what my family requested for supper and I can't seem to find any recipes.

Haha yes.