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Sorry, Id rather stay home and nurse an unhealthy level of attachment to my dog than socialize with people.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha

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Morning coffee (40 photos)

Ah, stuff to try.... (And to be TRULY SNOTTY emphasize the word "work" ever so slightly: as if the question isn't so much whether the person is an employee- you assume she is- but whether she is too lazy to be of service to you.)