Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail!

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life.

just turn the "He" into a gender neutral "they" and the joke is perfect!

just turn the "He" into a gender neutral "they" and the joke is perfect!

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

I'm sorry that I'm having a hard time believing you due to your track record of being a lying liar that constantly lies out of your lying liar hole.

I need to do a better job of schooling my expressions . . . or people need to stop asking stupid questions

I need to do a better job of schooling my expressions . . . or people need to stop asking stupid questions

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