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Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

The only reason I'm a married woman who has ex-boyfriends in her contacts list (because you morons won't leave me alone)

Funny Weekend Ecard: So, I am going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, tell them I'm OUTSTANDING! Haha. I dont know why this made me chuckle.

Keep pissing me off. Once the Zombie Apocalypse has started, I'm shooting everyone I ever wanted dead. Zombie or not.

My eating habits would be much more justifiable if I were pregnant.... eCard true story