Hilarious!!! These things are written straight from my sarcastic brain I swear!!!

Some mornings...

Hahaha....so true!!

Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick

Seriously LOL

Exactly

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out

Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps motherfucker every time | eCards

Some people...

Yes, there are a couple from the past that I think of...

BAHAHA!!

Hilarious!

You never really know who to consider a true friends until one of them blatantly lies to you over and over and you realize they were never really a friend to begin with! So sad but so very true! This ones to you!

Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

It's so hard sometimes...

sooo true!!!!!!

Yeah!

Just wanted to tell you that I booked you a one way flight to Gofuckyourselfville. Your departure is now. | Farewell Ecard

yup.