Hilarious!!! These things are written straight from my sarcastic brain I swear!!!
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The Pity Train has just derailed at the corner of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a stop at Get The Hell Over It. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
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Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.
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@Tatyona D. I would laugh so hard if you did this at school...You dont even know, I'm laughing about it just thinking of seeing you do this... :D
Ha ha ha ha ha! K I really wouldn't at school but the picture it creates in my head makes me giggle.
This is totally me on Friday mornings!!
In this case, it would be school lol
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My life at school
ha so true!
Ohhhhh how I'd love to inform some people about their one-way ticket!
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sounds like a fun place to send some people.
Haha! Some people need this one way ticket!
Yep, sounds like your plane's boarding now.
Describe tu pin...jajaja!
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ahhh So funny
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Get to kissin' ! If you're talking behind my back....You're in a real good position to kiss my A** ! Funny saying / E card
"If you're talking behind my back... you're in a real good position to kiss my ass." - YOUR ECARDS - funny
Sorry for the language but this is beyond applicable in my life.
hahaha!! Funny stuff!!!
My thoughts exactly
Well said : )
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Funny Friendship Ecard: 'Row, row, row your boat, gently . . . off a fucking cliff...'
Lol finally a song that describes how i feel most days
Row, row, row your boat gently...off a cliff. #ecards
Lmao.. Yep some people can do this!
Omg that is so funny
not really funny.
I know a few people that I could send this to!! lol
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Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahahaha
lol- i love it! Can I get it on a t-shirt with an arrow pointed to my left? I'll b sure to keep certain people on that side of me when I wear it
Get it straight. Unless you're as big as a planet and you actually have your own gravitational pull. I dunno, maybe call yourself Penisticularis or Coochroameris. But if you have non of that it's Sucksville for you.
Free, Confession Ecard: I'm not an astronomer, but i'm pretty sure that the earth revolves around the sun and not you.
Using astrology to explain your bad life decisions is like going to a doctor and explaining why you wrecked ur car. #nogood #you#are #beyond #stupid #dumpsterdiva
haha I need to post this in my office...and to my back window of the car and to my wal-mart shopping cart...the list could go on forever
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure that the Earth revolves around the sun and not you. hahaha - Some people just don't get it!
I wish I had this scrolling across my windshield pretty much everywhere I I drive...but I'm also pretty sure they're to stupid to read it.heehee
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Hating on the Poor is SO Funny! (Let's Make an eCard) -- "And to those that think they pay for these people to eat, I say this...yep. You totally do. But I promise you are not paying for them to go to Fiji (Oh Hello, CEO of XYZ corp.) and I promise you are not paying for them to bomb women and children in neighboring nations." -- Really awesome article. Will have to remember all these points when I have the argument again.
Hating on the Poor is SO Funny! (Let's Make an eCard) - (Fantastic article. Read it.)
Hating on the Poor is SO Funny! (Let's Make an eCard) -- Really awesome article.
I pinned this on Funny Stuff, but its not very funny. It's the truth!
So true - I wasn't going to pin this but then I thought...why not
So funny I forgot to laugh!!!!
Art So true. makes-me-laugh
so sad so true.
Ewww, you got bitterness and jealousy all over my happiness.
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Ew. Back away negative Nancy. This is Pinterest, a happy place. Go back to Facebook with all that nastiness.
Ew. Back away negative Nancy. This is Pinterest, a happy place. Go back to Facebook with all that nastiness.
LOL! Love when the new chicks make up petty lies to get sympathy from the guy. Hilarious. Leave me alone. I never text you.
HAHAHA I can think of some people close to my heart that I seem to have this problem with. Guess blood isnt thicker than water!
Ewwww, you got bitterness and jealousy all over my happiness. Yuck! And it makes you look worse than you already do..... sorry about your own failures & poor genetics but really you must find something better to do....
(Matthew 5:22) “The works of the flesh are manifest, and they are fornication, uncleanness, loose conduct, idolatry, practice of spiritism, enmities, strife, jealousy, fits of anger.” ... (Galatians 5:19, 20) “Let all malicious bitterness and anger and wrath and screaming and abusive speech be taken away from you.” w00 3/15 p. 29
YES EXACTLY-they're "sO very haPpy for yOu" and then yOu never hear anOther word from them unless YOU reach ouT tO THEM!! & even THEN yOu KNOW what their thinKing!! YES EXACTLY-gOtta laugh & lOve them anYway b/c sOme things never chanGe-life is gOod :)
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Bahahahaha....just made me laugh so hard. I may be at my goal weight if I deduct all that! Lol
Haaaa exactly, a little bit more maybe (;
In my case I subtract 20...lol! SS
OMG, this made me laugh!
Weight Loss Subtraction
Haaaa good idea!
Christina Motherfuckin Cooperman! .. I like that shit
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wtf: Everyone's middle name should be "motherfuckin.' ... Try it... Doesn't it sound so great?
Sara Motherfuckin Bennett.. yea.. that has a nice ring to it
It does have a nice ring to it :)
Gave me a giggle
Sounds so funny!
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I'll see your silent treatment and raise you a f**k off. For sure direct this to some people!!
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Sometimes these ecards can do all the talking.
gotta remember this one...
hahaha my life
I win! Always.
This is just hilarious!
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I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Very Funny Quotes | Very Funny Day Quotes I Don’t Like Making Plans For The Day Because ...
no plans...LMAO!!..That's some funny shit!
I don't like making plans... E Card
Ecards, so true...
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Ha!Ha! 'your' & 'you're' used incorrectly... pet peeve!
For all of my English teacher buddies!
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Important grammar lesson! :)
Shits and giggles
good grammar joke
OMG! This is awesome! Says it all;)
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I say this all the time...I just don't have the energy for some people..
Depending on some people, this is every day
my life with my old boss..so very true.
AHAHAHAHAHA!!! my life my life my life
With some people I'm just giving up
Story of my life with some people.
Pretty much the story of my life.
Some people take a lot of energy
To my husbands ridiculous excuse of a "family member", this is something I should have done to begin with (Oh hindsight!). However, in future you will get the clear message that you are unworthy of my time and efforts. Your snide judgemental attitude is something that is YOUR problem - not mine - this is an excellent reminder that you are STUPID!
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When i shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean that you've won. It simply means that your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time. | Breakup Ecard
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.When i shut my mouth and turn to walk away, it doesn't mean that you've won. It simply means that your stupid ass isn't worth any more of my time.
You ain't worth it sweetie
Story of my life!!!
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when your phone rings private answer it "Greg's Sperm Bank. You spank it. We bank it!" I bet they hang up on u! :%29 | Courtesy Hello Ecard
I must remember this next the phone rings haha ✊🏻💦😂
Now THATS a good one. Have to remember this.
Phone message..omfg i laughed so hard lmao
Hahahahahaha. This made me laugh so hard!
Phone message..so funny
hahahahaha Lmfao omg
that's funny stuff
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It's so true that I have to laugh, otherwise I'd cry. The never ending question, "Mom, where is...?"
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I did not laugh at you, but this ecard made me laugh!!
omg, so true for some parts of my life.
made me laugh today... so true!
lol this just made me giggle.
Truth in an ecard
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
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After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. ~ Mr Big, Sex and the City quote
So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
If only i could say this out loud