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    Hilarious!!! These things are written straight from my sarcastic brain I swear!!!

    Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

    Ohhhhh how I'd love to inform some people about their one-way ticket!

    Bahahaha

    Sometimes, yes.

    I know a few people that I could send this to!! lol

    Exactly

    Ewww, you got bitterness and jealousy all over my happiness.

    Haaaa

    Christina Motherfuckin Cooperman! .. I like that shit

    Holla.

    This is just hilarious!

    yes!

    OMG! This is awesome! Says it all;)

    Some people should use a glue stick instead of Chapstick

    To my husbands ridiculous excuse of a "family member", this is something I should have done to begin with (Oh hindsight!). However, in future you will get the clear message that you are unworthy of my time and efforts. Your snide judgemental attitude is something that is YOUR problem - not mine - this is an excellent reminder that you are STUPID!

    BAHAHA!!

    Hilarious!

    "After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC

    If only i could say this out loud