Hilarious!!! These things are written straight from my sarcastic brain I swear!!!

Some mornings...



Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps motherfucker every time | eCards


I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out

Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

OMG! This is awesome! Says it all;)

You never really know who to consider a true friends until they decide they are perfect and everything is your fault and you realize they were never really a friend to begin with! So sad but so very true!

Free, Confession Ecard: I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I laughed out loud.



Train wreck

Thanks for calling to tell me that you just sent me an e-mail.

I try to have positive thoughts & the only thing I'm positive of is that people suck.

Haha. For real.

Not very nice. . . but I LOVELOVELOVE word combinations!!! hahaha

Lol this made me laugh

Hate when that happens