Hilarious!!! These things are written straight from my sarcastic brain I swear!!!

Some mornings...

Exactly

Hilarious!

Yes, I know I'm a bitch. Bitch trumps motherfucker every time | eCards

Bahahaha

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people...I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out

Every day at work, I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head.

OMG! This is awesome! Says it all;)

You never really know who to consider a true friends until they decide they are perfect and everything is your fault and you realize they were never really a friend to begin with! So sad but so very true!

Free, Confession Ecard: I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.

I laughed out loud.

Daily.

Bahahaha!!!

Train wreck

Thanks for calling to tell me that you just sent me an e-mail.

I try to have positive thoughts & the only thing I'm positive of is that people suck.

Haha. For real.

Not very nice. . . but I LOVELOVELOVE word combinations!!! hahaha

Lol this made me laugh

Hate when that happens