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-- Is the glass half empty or half full? -- It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more wine!

I want to weigh what I told the DMV I weigh

My Fitness goal. this year I was like, let's be realistic, and I put my current weight, which I'm now currently 10 lbs under so my license makes me look like a fatty.

"Sometimes they bring out the ugly Things/ attitudes in me That I didn't even realize were still in there And once they are revealed I can turn them over to God  And ask him to clean that ugliness up And make me someone he can look at, smile and say that's my girl! I'm thankful for people things and hardships In my life that keep me growing In my relationship with my heavenly father"

Funny Reminders Ecard: Everyone Knows you are just One positive ' I love my life ' Status away from a nervous breakdown.

I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny.  #funny #quotes #motherhood

LOL - "I plan to give you love, nurturing, and just enough dysfunction to make you funny." via some ecards

@Tricia Leach Leach Leach Leach Powell more funny pics on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/yourfunnypics101

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut. funny and true.

I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away more as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Ecard - I don't know about you, but I've thought about running away mor as an adult than I ever did as a child.

Surprisingly enough, i wouldn't have a single f you for anyone at my current job.... but this is still funny & would've went perfectly with previous jobs

wtf: How I envision my last day of work ~ Fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, fuck you, .

custom, DIY thigh-high socks from stretch fabric - these are for Mami Tomoe cosplay

When someone says "I forgot to eat," I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

Yep, you can stop being a paranoid fool now

Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you. I promise. I know someone who really believes people are jealous of her.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged.

I'm really not snobby or antisocial. I just don't like half the people I meet. If I talk to you feel privileged. Seriously people annoy me. And when I do this everyone thinks I hate them.

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