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OMG so funny!
Absolutely! ! glue that mouth shut;)
Some people should use a glue stick instead of chap stick. | Somewhat Topical Ecard
Why I love Pinterest in a nutshell.
every. single. day.
WHY can't PINTEREST be my job? I'm so good at it. @ Heidi McCracken
Sometimes I forget to change the captions on my pins and worry people will think I really said that.
I once went to a professional headhunter. They did a personality assessment on me, and the first thing the guy said to me when he saw my results was "You have no patience for stupid people."
every time. I think this is an INTJ thing. I don't know anyone else who 'gets' this!
My favorite thing about camping is when I don't. | Trips And Getaways Ecard | someecards.com
Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Holiday cookie swap, my ass. I'd rather have a cocktail swap. Same calories, cleaner kitchen!
I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG!!
Funny Confession Ecard: There are two types of people in this world: People you drink with, and people you are with that make you want to drink.
Sometimes I fantasize about a world where I'm in charge, chocolate makes you skinny, and everything is always 75% off.