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Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse.  Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

Actually, it's because I have old injuries from dance that makes it hurt to run, but this is a much more dramatic excuse. Anybody want to go to aqua aerobics with me instead?

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Killing spiders is the first thing I will teach my kids. No way am I getting them!

Killing spiders is the first thing I will teach my kids. No way am I getting them!

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

Funny Confession Ecard: The first thing I do when I realize I don't know where I'm going is turn down the radio. I don't have time for your shit Ke$ha, I'm lost.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

You may be prettier, skinnier and tanner than I am, but I out-boob you on every level.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

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