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its true. in fact i try having full blown conversations with my husband as he tried to fall asleep

yep, i should keep a pad and pen next to my bed so i can remember it in the morning

This is so true!!! and stay up all night thinking it will land on your face!  Scary thoughts!

"The only thing worse than having a spider in your room. Is losing a spider in your room!" :: Lc- they're always easy to find though. Just look under your pillow.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day.

Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day. [makes me miss Viva Piñata, the video game]

me but so much worse for my poor girl 4 11 for the last 2 yrs allmost.  we have been shooting for 5'   3 years of growing left comeon growth spurts!!

I was complaining about this in my friends car the other day, but she has the tall people problem and can't see the road if the visor is down haha we are totally opposite in stature.it's funny :)

215,592,000 tacos - 53,898,000 gallons of gas - 2,418,000 tickets to Disney! If my math was correct

Funny and relatable moments in life that makes you go lol so true. Come have a laugh or submit your lolsotrue moment.

omg...all my school years summed up.....I would talk to the mute kid. They could not stop me!!!!!

This was so me in school!My Dad would always ask me as a Kid and even now as a teacher if they didn't let me talk in school. Because I'd talk so much when I got home!

The only reason I check my voicemail is to get of the little icon on my screen.

Oh this is soooo true! Really need me, text me. The annoying icon is the only reason I check voicemail!

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