Sweet Brown's Cold Pop Escape. "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop. But then I thought somebody was BBQin'. I said Oh Lord Jesus it's a fire! Then I ran out, I didn't grab no shoes or nothin', Jesus! I ran for my life. And then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that!" Brown Originals, Sweet Brown, Brown News, Jesus, Funny, Even, No Shoes, Smoke, Aint
You know what I like about people? ... Their pets.
Cat, Some People, My Life, Accur, I Hate People, Funny Quotes, Pets Yep, Ecards, Totally Me
This is accurate
I Like People's Pets Ecard
(some people, I love all kinds of folks, but some of them the best thing they got going is awesome pets - pets are always awesome, haha!)
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I love your cat!
This is totally me! LOL!
Very true. I hate people.
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 69 Pics
Profile Pics, Laughing, Funny Shit, Funny Pictures, Funny Stuff, True, Humor, Photo, Fast Foods
To the people that complain that fast food looks better in advertisements than it does in reality...look at your profile picture then look in the mirror.
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 69 Pics
I dunno man, my profile pic's pretty darn accurate...
Daily Humor 38 photos Morably
Funny Friendship, Be Nice, Real Life, Crazy People, Some People, So True, Ecards, Seriously Ther, So Funny
So funny and so true! Where's the block button :)
How do I block you in real life? Wouldn't it be great to have the nerve to say this to some people. I could think of a few I would like to say this to. Gggrrrrr!! Sometimes, we have to let go of people. We are to love EVERYONE but sometimes we have to love from a distance.
Funny Friendship Ecard: How do I block you in real life?
Would be nice for some people
flyartproductions: I Woke Up (Venus) The Birth of Venus (1486), Sandro Botticelli / ***Flawless, Beyonce ft. Chimamanda Ngozie Adiche
Sandro Botticelli, Venus 1486, Ngozi Adich, Beyonce Ft, Art Products, Classic Paintings, Hip Hop Lyrics, Chimamanda Accident, Flying Art
Classic Paintings Are Perfectly Paired With Hip Hop Lyrics
Fly Art Productions | I Woke Up (Venus) The Birth of Venus (1486), Sandro Botticelli / ***Flawless, Beyonce ft. Chimamanda Ngozie Adiche
PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES
Pumpkin Spices, Quotes, Favorite Time, Autumn, Pumpkin Seasons, Favorite Seasons, Funny, I Love Fall, Pumpkin Everything
I refer to mid Sept through early December as pumpkin season. You may call it fall or autumn, but its really pumpkin season.
summer is almost over... try to contain yourself: the season of Pumpkin EVERYTHING is coming! That mean Pumpkin Spice Latte
My Favorite season! Pumpkin everything!!!!
hahah made me laugh because I love Fall because of clothes and pumpkin EVERYTHING #autumn
LOL - Summer is over, now it is time for Pumpkin EVERYTHING! Pumpkin pie, pumpkin recipes, pumpkin drinks. My favorite time of the year!
Laughing, I'M Single, Quotes, I M, Yard Sales, Single Ladies, Well Said, So Funny, My Feelings
I think this sums up my feelings about it all.
All the single ladies !
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Relationships are like Yard Sales; They look good from a distance, but up close it's just a bunch of shit you don't need. ... Click this image to browse lots more #Funny #pics & awesome #quotes
I totally laughed at this!
Why I'm single lol
Bahahahahahahaha so funny!
haha! i'm worried that if i give up drinking, i'll replace it with murdering.
Ain T, Amenities, Alcohol, Drinking Coffee, Humor, Ecards, Yup, Safety First, Hilarious
This is how I feel about Coffee and Alcohol.
Humor | Secrets of a Sarcastic Psychologist | Page 5
Yup yup true story
...drinking coffee that is. I am not a morning person.
The best way to get an even tan this summer.
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Free Ecards, Funny Ecards, Greeting Cards, Birthday Ecards, Birthday Cards, Valentine's Day Ecards, Flirting Ecards, Dating Ecards, Friendship Ecards, Wedding Ecards, Anniversary Ecards and more at someecards.com
I'm planning on avoiding embarrassing tan lines by strictly sticking to indoor activities.....
haha - Terrible Tudors
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Terrible Tudors. Jajaja. Cruel history jokes.
"We had vegetarians in the 16th century too. They were called peasants."
King Henry VIII - The Tudors & their clothing
"Pastime with Good Company", also known as "The King's Ballad" (The Kynges Balade), is an English folk song written by King Henry VIII in the first years of the 16th century, shortly after being crowned. Performed by Gryphon.
World history humor. @Casey Rhodes Edge
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Free hugs. Funny creepy pic
Free hugs..I Wonder If There’s Candy Too // funny pictures - funny photos - funny images - funny pics - funny quotes - #lol #humor #funnypictures
Ara's random vandalism
This is so legit! FREE HUGS!!!!
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Rosaleen Ryan, 2012 (birth of venus, Sandro Botticelli)
La Vénus de Jumet-nord
Venus de Milo interpretation found
The Birth of Suburbia Art Print by Rosaleen Ryan - $30.00
"The Birth Of Suburbia" | Photo: Rosaleen Ryan
Venus di Milwaukee. "The Birth Of Suburbia" | Photographer: Rosaleen Ryan, 2012 #awesome #photography
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
Get In Shape, Laughing, Truestori, Truths, Funny Stuff, So True, Weights Loss, Spring, True Stories
this premature spring weather is messing up my postponed weight loss effort.
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. Can't stop laughing at this one!!!
Thats funny stuff
Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. So true!!!
#Spring is an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring. #ohyeah #truth #lazy #Ilovefood
TRUE story bro
Yes, yes i do
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change to Seinfeld quotes
Haha! I would change mine slightly to read "movie quotes."
I love friends @Emily C
I speak fluently in Friends quotes
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scooter girl, eff off refrigerator magnet
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pretty much my life story.
I can relate to this one
funny wine ecards - Bing Images
Wine cures everything!
wine...or jack :P
I've Learned to Use Meditation & Relaxation to Handle Stress... Just Kidding, I'm on My Third Glass of Wine! Lol
Everyone just wants to be liked and accepted... Except for ME. I don't give a shit.
Pretty Much Yeah, I Don T Give A Shit, Dang True, My Husband, So True, Good Morning, Accepted Exceptional, So Funny, Husband Mottos
it's so funny because it's TRUE.
So true!! Love me or hate me. Choice is yours!
This is totally my husband's motto
Good morning 😊
SO Dang TRUE about Me!
Everyone just wants to be liked and accepted; Except for ME. I don't give a shit.
haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank god Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!
Truths Hurts, Laughing, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Kids, You R Ugly, Ecards, True Stories
This little kid about 2-4 kept running after me as I walked into the bowling ally 2-3 yelling "look at that ugly thing! It's ugly!" Pointing at me and looking back to his mom. I tried to ignore it, but it kinda hurt. True story.
haha so true! when we were in Cali on our way to move to New York, we were at target and Jayden told our cashier that she needed to take a shower because her teeth were dirty!!! thank heck Aaron was there because I had to WALK AWAY from laughing so hard. I was crying lol. I couldn't believe he said that!....half pinning for quote half for add on from a random person
The truth hurts. I laughed so hard.
ecards | ugly | kids
I'm hoping they invent a way to date besides meeting people on or offline.
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@Pamela Culligan Pipes
That, friends, is what dreams are for.
25 Honestly Titled Posters for This Year's Oscar Nominees
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The Wolf of Wall Street. Great acting. Unfortunately, (pun intended) it's deplorable, pathetic and disturbing how people were ripped-off, especially by those that they trusted with their investments. By making this movie, you have given us all a heads-up ... don't trust anyone with your money, especially not the wolves of Wall Street. Manage your own money.
The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) Genre: Biography | Comedy | Crime Directed By: Martin Scorsese Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie MPAA Rate: R Country: USA Original Language: English, French Storyline: Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. IMDb Rate8.5/10258,189 votes IMDb Top Movies: #74 Top 250
The Wolf Of Wall Street (2013) - Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stockbroker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. #wallstreet #wolfofwallstreet #leonardodicaprio #movies #movies2014 #hollywood
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hahaha. Actually laughed out loud. true story
Haha that's so funny, and probably pretty accurate in a lot of cases
Thank you Aga! This was too funny not to pin!! Our breakup was due to religious differences. He thought he was God, I didn't.
Artists and their paintings