“I have a stomach ache,” he says. And then he continues, “although I’m not sure what’s causing it. That’s why I called you. I’m thinking it could be a virus, and that would mean I was exposing other kids to it where they would get sick. On the other hand, it could be from anxiety or stress. And it might be from boredom since all we’re doing in science is grading papers.” Stomach Aches, Grade Paper, Hands, Cow Humor, Funny Stuff, Heart Problems, Mothers Meat, Kids, Random Stuff
Universal symbol for procrastination
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[ pinterest addicted ]
IT doesn't get any truer than that ^ "'Pinterest is taking over my life,' she wrote as she pinned the Pinterest procrastination symbol to her board at 1 a.m., knowing she had to wake up in about 5 hours...'" ;)
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If I have 10 pieces of bacon and you take 5 what do you have? That's right a black eye and a broken hand.
More #Bacon Math
no, but seriously...I ♥ bacon. Lol
Senior texting codes
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Old people text codes
Love me some good senior humor
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Senior text code - aging humor
So funny! Senior Texting Codes
How to determine when you need to find a new job.
Dog name passwords
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This is a life lesson, lol.
Haha! So true!! Hate security questions!!
Bizarro cartoon -- Dog name synonymous with lifelong security question answers for the rest of your life!
How Security Questions Are Created. True story.
Pick your 1st pets name carefully. You'll be using it as a security question answer for the rest of your life. Hahaha
The honest truth
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Yea! School is out! 3 months of never having to set the alarm!!!
The honest truth lol
Ok. So, not entirely but each day would start so happier if I didn't have to be jolted awake by that thing....
That's true happiness
Happiness is... #Quotes #IGIGI #IGIGIquotes
Funny Dogs with Captions
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Where off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ. but make sure to keep on following the yellow brick road.
Happy dogs always like a walk down a brick road!
German Shepherd and Huskys!
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Dogs' interpretation of "We're Off To See The Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!" ( funny Dogs )
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this is soooo my dog
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Ain't that the truth!! Funny Pictures Of The Day – 77 Pics
My dog can't hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away. funny, animals, humor, lol.
I literally laughed out loud
Omg so true. Selective hearing
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Yep ........ or at least now I have the confidence to be me ..... introverts.
lol so true
Being an adult is made up of 3 parts
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The Funny Board
Funny but true
Being a parents...
Being an adult
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Cat Kitten Kitty Sleep Awake Funny Animals
True story bro. Especially one the weekend.
Whoever Woke Me Up is Going To Die I feel this kitty s pain alarm clocks ◬
Funny stuff that's me first thing in morning it's true - Sophie p.s I'm not a morning person
Me on a Saturday morning when someone wakes me up and it isn't important :P
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Coffee... Nice, well rounded breakfast.
Literally story of my life #coffee
More like 3 cups of coffee!!!
Every Sunday morning
Today we're making a nice, well-rounded breakfast. #coffee #funnycoffee #funny ||
Sweet sweet coffee
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The only productive thing I've done all day is walking on the treadmill. Sigh! ! ;)
Come here you giant cup of beautiful coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today - Minion
I don't care for coffee but this is funny stuff.
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funny cartoon come here you beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about much we're going to get done today
Unfortunately, I am not.
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New life motto.
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You can't make everyone happy, you aren't a jar of Nutella. LOL so true!
You can't make everybody happy. You aren't a jar of nutella. #quotes
"You can't make everybody happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella." :0) #happiness #quotes
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funny happy birthday wishes | if we could be twice young and twice old we
FUNNY GALLERY: Happy birthday funny
10 Pictures of Old People Not Giving a F--k
ugly happy birthday card - Recherche Google
Old lady friends
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We won't be the old ladies in the nursing home making trouble..we'll be the old ladies kicked out for causing trouble! Humor. Funny. Funny Pictures.
Smart Assy on Facebook...
Funny horse humor. Well played.
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just for giggles
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Funny stuff :)
Deja Moo - bullsh*t you've seen before
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Deja Moo -when you know you've experienced the bull shirt before. If so, don't fight the cosmos! #dejavu #bullshit #spiritual #humor #quotes
"All right Mr. Mailman, I'll just get nice and cozy here and wait for you to trespass into my domain. Then we'll see who's a good boy."
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