Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch...

Sometimes, even I can't tell if I'm being sarcastic or if I'm really just a bitch...

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone.

Stupid me! So that's why I work so many hours, so you can collect welfare, wear pajamas in public and have an iPhone. | Workplace Ecard | someecards.com

I Wish A Bitch With Fake Eyebrows Would Try To Argue With Me. I Would Lick My Thumbs So Quick . . .

I Wish A Bitch With Fake Eyebrows Would Try To Argue With Me. I Would Lick My Thumbs So Quick . . .

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: Men are like pantyhose. Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch. (or in my case, they're just never long enough)

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

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