This is for you A & Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
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Exactly!!! (Is that the "kid's table"? I hate sitting at the kid's table, especially now that I am an adult...)
That means I did'nt kill them when they were in their terrible twos, threes, fours, fives and well you get the picture. LOL. Gotta Love Em. And We do.
Oh this is funny, but in a sad way because sometimes when the hubby comes home and we are all alive, it's been a good day. . .
This is for you A Z.....haha. I really need to frame this and give it to my two lovely angels as wedding gifts. hahaha
as summer "vacation" comes to an end all I can think of is how this sums up my life. This week better hurry up because I am about to strangle something.
When the kids were little, I counted it a good day if all 4 were present and accounted for at the dinner table.
To all of you asses that have accused me of bad parenting.....yes, they're all still breathing! Check mate fuckers!!!!!
Sometimes you've gotta celebrate the little things (well, the kids being alive is kind of a huge thing lol)
Yup, been there. Lol
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Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. @Tricia Leach Leach Leach Leach Leach mcclure
Funny Family Ecard: That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared. @Tricia Leach Leach mcclure
.That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor....and you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared.
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared
That moment when you realize your children have your twisted sense of humor... And you don't know whether to be proud or scared :-) ✯
True story. Sometimes I pause after Kendra makes a statement that has me all over it, and think "What have I done?"
True. Oh the things that go on in that backseat. No imaginary lines can fix my kids bickering with each other.
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I do remember this action from my mother. Lol funny stuff.
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Dear Mom Coffee Mug - Dear Mom, thanks for putting up with a spoiled, ungrateful, messy, bratty child, like my sibling. Love. Your Favorite. @kzerwas Might be the next mug I make you ;)
Dear Mom Coffee Mug Haha... sounds like something my brother would give my mom
Dear Mom coffee mug - Lovely gift for your mother. #coffee #mugs #home
Dear Mom Coffee Cup #coffee #cup #mom #love
Dear Mom Coffee Mug... my sister needs this!
Hahaha dear mom mug. I need this!
Dear Mom Coffee Mug - for Mom :)
Gift ideas for my mom XD
mother's day gift
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TRUE LOVE... so true. The things mommies have to do, yuck, lol.
TRUE LOVE... so true. Lol. Kev HATES when I do this for J!!
TRUE LOVE... so true I would not do it for anyone else!
hahaha so true. The love of being a mommy!
a mother's love.....so true. Lol.
a mother's love..my life!
TRUE LOVE... so true
lmao completely true
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I know plenty of people who do this. Grow up...and be a parent you gave up your freedom when you decided you wanted to have sex. Plus I would rather be with my boys doing nothing, then anywhere else without them.
Nope. The party stopped when the pregnancy started.. Its called growing up and being a parent..
Deadbeat moms! Right Scary Skemily?!?!
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I can't muster a fake smile to save my life, but frequently refrain from punching people in the throat...
People are so disrespectful of wait persons, cashiers, customer service persons. Would it kill you to say please or thank you, or maybe put the phone on hold to check out? How about a 'thank you' when I hold the door for you? When I get none, I say 'thank-you!' (sarcastically) to the person for whom I held the door..
Don't mistake this fake smile and professional body language. I'd punch you in the throat, if I knew I wouldn't lose my job.
Oh yes! Minus the fake smile! You don't even get one of those from me!
hahahaha... yes.. wish some people at work would understand this.
Yup. this is my life in Customer Service.
A typical work day... LOL @Lauren Shields
Thank God people can't read minds! :)
My sentiments exactly.
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I hate cooking..even if it is for my kids. Hate!
This is for my mom who hates cooking supper!
This is my motto. Oh how I hate cooking!
No kidding! Hate cooking dinner.
LOL, my mother's thoughts exactly
Sigh. My thoughts, exactly.
LOL! My thoughts exactly...
lol, I do hate cooking!
My thoughts exactly
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
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every single month. Like it's a surprise that's been happening to me every month for 25 years.
Oooooh! That explains it! #period humor
EVERY. FREAKIN. MONTH.
Errrrry Damn Month!!!
Every. Single. Time.
Every freaking time.
every single month.
Every damn time!!
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Part of me says I need to quit drinking like this. The other parts of me says, 'Don't listen to her, she's drunk.' ecard
lol. Drunk ecard
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My mother-in-law thought I was nuts when I recommended baby wipes for cleaning. Don't knock 'em 'til you try 'em!
You know you'e a mom when you use baby wipes for cleaning up random spills, the dash of your car, window sills, and bathroom. #ecard #motherhood #parenting #kids #wetwipes
Yep... I totally did that today... cleaned the dash of my car with a baby wipe. Worked wonders! LOL
Haha... So true. Just cleaned my dashboard with wipes while at a red light today.
You know you're a mom when... LOL! SO true! #motherhood #momlife #momfacts
so true they clean everything better than any other wipes
Cleaning with baby wipes.. So true.. ;)
True story lol
Let's face it. A jealous woman does better research than the F.B.I.
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Clearly! I'd bet money she will find this in no time flat! (And if you think this is about you, it probably is...my point is proved, stalker)
Clearly! I'd bet money she will find this in no time flat! (And if you think this is about you, it probably is...my point is proved, stalker.) [Mmmm okay but I can relate though lol]
frighteningly true! Story of my life
Lmfao! Watch out boys! Haha
So true! Still laughing!!!
True Story, don't test it!
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For some off the wall reason this made me think of the Incredibles where Frozone is asking the wife for his super suit and the reason he gives on asking for it is to "save the world for the greater good!" She says "I'm the greatest good you're gonna get!" Hahaha I seriously giggled too much while typing this! Lmfao! And this is why I will always be For ever alone! Lmfao 😩 haha
Def the truth. I dare you to say it again.
Oh so true! What?!?!?
so true. bahahaha!!
SPEAKING THE TRUTH
True story! lol
hahaha so true.
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And I have an extemely hard time doing this when it comes to some people.
Having a hard time of this, might say something soon......
i've always had a hard time accomplishing this though
I have a hard time with that Sometimes...
I have a very hard time with this!
Shhhhh, funny, but true!
funny but true...
true!! (here ya go Sarah)
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There are for sure days I can relate.
I wonder this every day of my life!
story of my life.... ha
this is so totally me!
Welcome to my life.
My life in daycare
STORY OF MY LIFE
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like iron and mend my clothes, pack my lunch...
Motherhood.. funny! This is for Tanika!
Motherhood.. funny! @Nicole Vargas
Motherhood.. funny!hhaha so true
I should have thought of that.
Motherhood.. funny thing
Motherhood.. funny! Plz
For my sister...
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Pet. Peeve. I *SAW*!!!!! This pin is dedicated to my daughter April, English teacher!!
This is my biggest pet peeve! Thankful for my 6th grade English teacher !!
As an English teacher...this was by far my biggest pet peeve
One of this English teacher's biggest pet peeves ever!
.BIGGEST PET PEEVE SWEET JESUS
My BIGGEST pet peeve EVER!!!
Can you say, "Pet Peeve?"
YES! One of my pet peeves
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble
Parenting...you're doing it right.