Let's run away and get married!
used this joke on a kid at work today. kid said "I don't like jokes like that." I replied "I don't like kids like you." No I didn't (but COME ON KID IT'S FUNNY!).
I waste so much time
To the windows, To the walls!
This is awkward…
laugh out loud <3
Funny to me!!!
I <3 quotes!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!