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For years take care has meant fuck off and heres to hoping I never have to see you again!

Good luck and take care. And by good luck I mean go fuck yourself. And by take care I mean go fuck yourself. I know this is naughty, but it is so funny!

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: Due to circumstances beyond my control...the BITCH in me has returned, and she is drunk.

Here's to the guys that love us, the losers that lost us, and the lucky bastards that get to meet us! haha bachlorette party toast for sure!

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I deserve a medal for making it through this week without stabbing someone with a fork - sometimes this is a daily statement. Finals week is here!


True Stories, Funny, Tired Funny, So Funny, Hilarious

in the end you can only rely on yourself - Google Search

not just an idiot but a special kind of stupid in general. The sociopathic narcissistic delusional bitch in you has already been showing.

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Funny Breakup Ecard: It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho for the rest of your life.

Glad I only work with this guy once a year... This year the bus did get up on the sidewalk.  Ha!

I hope the bus you threw me under swerves to hit you on the sidewalk. The Karma bus

You self entitled little rich girl. You want the man but not the responsibility. That makes you less than nothing to me. Fuck off

Duck Dynasty Defender Sarah Palin Has No Idea What Phil Robertson Said

Flight attendant prayer #aviationhumorpeople

Funny Confession Ecard: Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are, courage to maintain self-control, and wisdom to know if I act on it, I will go to jail! laughing out loud

casual friday

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Dark humor at its finest. LOL!

Dark serial killer murder humor, My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.