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I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to fuck off is socially unacceptable in most situations.

I hide behind sarcasm because telling you to fuck off is socially unacceptable in most situations.

Sarcasm is only funny when everyone is on the same page... don't be a bully.

I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.some days this is me lol But all days, it is my husband.

True Meaning Of Never Mind #humor #lol #funny

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Haha

Funny Confession Ecard: Dear, sweatpants & hoodies, Thanks for being there for me. Sincerely, Sexy & I know it, but too Lazy to show it.

Thunder thighs

Funny Encouragement Ecard: While I was running today I heard someone clapping, it was just my thighs cheering me on.this seriously makes me laugh cause it is so true!

teaching interrupting you

Inspiring image ecard, funny, lol, this is the life, work - Resolution - Find the image to your taste

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just knew we'd be friends forever from the moment I discovered that you also have no filter for your bitchy and sarcastic thoughts. so this explains our friendship to a T

So true & SOO boring!

Maybe if you stopped posting pictures of yourself in front of a mirror and went out and got a life you would actually meet someone. Just a thought.

Yes, that's correct. And the horse you rode in on.

I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone. (I HATE talking on the phone. But I will drop everything to talk to my husband when he calls.

This is my will power

Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly Feel Better About Your Diet: Anyone who's ever tried to lose weight feels for you.

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