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Lord give me patience . . . Because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.

What doesn't kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a…

Nothing brings a feeling of satisfaction quite like watching the Karma Train steam into I Told You So station.

The best thing about being in my 30's is that I did all of my stupid shit before the internet.

Maybe his phone and everything got taken away and he was thinking of ways to kill everyone :3 HOPE IT MADE YOUR DAY!

7 Hip Opener Yoga Poses To Release Negativity (Photos)

'I don't know why I even try, cause when I get done I'm gonna eat cake'.