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They're on to me. @Brooklyn Kerbaugh

Let's drive Mom bat-shit crazy. That way, she'll let us watch TV just to get a moment's peace. this is the conspiracy theory of my children.and it works every time.

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean?

Mama Bear. I don't care what you say about me, but mess with my baby and you'll be one sorry motherfucker

Funny Family Ecard: I am about to show you what happens when you mess with one of my kids. You should probably brace yourself, this is going to hurt.

Yea, exactly what do I have time for?

Mom humor - lol it's sad but funny because it's so true

a toddler and a baby means harder to find the time but it can be done. at least that's what they tell me...

Funny Baby Ecard: Just FYI. I won't be taking naps any more. That means you'll need to get all your shit done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Illustrates how frustrating sassy back talk can be.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm always worried about the safety of my children, especially when they get all sassy and think they can back talk me.

You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped?

Funny Family Ecard: You can give me all the 'I don't love you Mommy' looks you want to, but who are you going to call when you need your butt wiped?

Press 1 for English.  Enter your 16-digit card number that the customer service representative will ask you for again.

My experience with "customer service" every time.There should be a law requiring insurance companies to answer the phone this way.

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