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Thriller Kitty!! Michael Jackson lives on...
Lol, the kitty things always make me laugh.
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Party time! #cute #crazy #pets #cat #thriller #michaeljackson #party #monkeypets
Funny cat - Thriller I can't stop laughing at this...!
Practice blowing these candles first and then you can blow me. It's my gift to you.
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I'm hoping for your birthday you want some birthday sex. If not my efforts have been wasted.
Be sure to find a nice private spot at the park.
I realized my day is better when I know what I want from it. Xanax, wine, sex. That about covers it.
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Xanax, wine, sex. That about covers it.
You look like you need your daily dose of 'wow'. Let me just unzip these pants...
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Our relationship was about as successful as Lyndsey Lohan staying sober at a trap house...hell, haunted house. Real talk.
Haha so true
Don't judge me for the pins you find on my Pinterest board. I have no control over the humor I find in them. Truth!
I think that Jory thinks this about me...
Seriously! I can pin whatever I feel like because my parents don't have pinterest, so don't judge me!!! HAHA
I believe in starting off each day with a victory. I showed up to work. Mission accomplished.
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27/02/2015 "I believe in starting off each day with a victory. I showed up to work. Mission accomplished." Unfortunately my only client today didn't - so I went to the gym and then read a book instead.
I hate two faced people. It makes it so difficult to decide which face to slap first.