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make s-e-x better wif baconlube. MOL

baconlube - bacon flavored personal lubricant and massage oil. Just Keep It Sizzlin' with baconlube. They'll be bacon for more.

Three-Penis-rice-wine is the original version of Viagra. What's in it exactly you ask? Herbs and .......'seal, deer and Cantonese dog penis'!!! In traditional Chinese medicine, these are popular ingredients to increase male potency and virility. Apparently this wine is inexpensive & available in supermarkets in Shanghai. Something special for Valentine's day???!

Tezhi Sanbian Jiu "Three-Penis Liquor" -- The label on the back of the bottle says it contains seal penis, deer penis and Cantonese dog penis, all of them popular ingredients in Chinese traditional medicine, said to increase male potency and virility.

Bacon sunsreen, the bacon flavored sunscreen! Who’s going to smell like good old barbecue on the beach this summer?

Bacon Baby – Bacon flavored Infant Formula Milk (WTF?)

Bacon Sunscreen- Introducing J&D’s Bacon Sunscreen™ For Sizzling Hot Weather. Science has shown us that 10 out of 10 people prefer the smell of Bacon to coconut, which makes this the most anticipated new product of the summer. Bacon Sunscreen is

There are ground breaking inventions like the wheel, the automobile, and the light bulb and now there’s a newcomer to our top-10 list… Baconnaise, the Ultimate Bacon Flavored Spread!  It’s really THAT good.

Baconnaise

If you love bacon, then read about all the crazy and bizarre bacon products now on the market including bacon-flavored ice cream, bacon cupcakes, and bacon mayo.

Bacon Soda - we bought this for a whilte elephant gift exchange.  Gross!

Bacon Soda

Bacon Soda - we bought this for a whilte elephant gift exchange.

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer

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PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer - be germ-free and smell like delicious meat! This is a real product, friends!

Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with...

Bacon Condoms

Give a whole new meaning to the term “porking” when you fool around using the bacon condoms. They disguise and protect your meat by wrapping it up with some tasty latex bacon anyone would have to be crazy to turn down. Bacon and sex, what could be better?

Bonbons Bacon Explosif

Sizzling Candy Tastes & Sounds Like Bacon, Turns Mouths Into Frying Pans

bacon envelopes

Mmmvelopes Bacon Scented & Flavored Envelopes (25/Pack)

Who couldn't use some Snail Slime Facial Creme?

Snail Slime Facial Cream is antioxidant-rich, Snail Slime has restorative powers to fight wrinkles and scars.

Marini's Homemade Bacon Brittle -Going to have to try this

Marini’s Candies Bacon Brittle- 4 oz bag

bacon-floss-set

10 objetos legais de se ter!

Bacon-flavored floss, for real. Perfect Stocking stuffer for joshy!