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This is so me!

Why yes, I can carry on a conversation made up entirely of movie quotes. My husband could probably do this he knows every word to every movie ever made! Maybe I can get him to talk the parts in a silent movie lol that would be cool

When on the Internet, it is true that the first thing I look for is spelling, grammar, punctuation, and sentence structure. I'm more likely to believe someone with these qualities. Also, I BELIEVE IN THE OXFORD COMMA!

I don't judge people based on race, creed, colour or gender. I judge people based on spelling, grammar, punctuation an sentence structure.

Me, jog? Pfffftt. If you see me running, you better run too cuz something is chasing me!

You will NOT see me run or jog period. You will not make me run or jog i refuse and probably will throw something at you. The only time i run is if something is chasing after me.

haha because I'm far from being able to do everything but at least my kids are clean, dressed, and fed before me every single day. It might be 8 a.m. Before I can get to the bathroom or to get dressed but they are always ready  before me. Thank you to the bitch who showed me NOT how to care for children.

ecard: I see all these moms who can do everything and then I think. I should have them do some stuff for me.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD! If she does i will literally CRY and write so many hate letters to whoever cast her!

I don t always herp

I don't always drink tequila But when I do. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Some ecards that I love

Dennis I will love you until I forget who you are. And then I will love you all over again.

Adventures in crafting, cooking, and couponing!: Fab fall finds for less!

I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it I like to think I do at least. STORY OF MY LIFE.

sadly, though, most of my acquaintances would be dead, too.

[blue someecard featuring a little girl with presents. caption: People think I’m quiet because I’m shy, but it’s really because I’m thinking about gay sex all day.

I'm a woman, hear me roar.

Logical proof that female = Iron Man! Then that means. Iron Man is a female?

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day - me.this happened this morning actually.

Ecard - running motivation funny card

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I'm glad we've watched the same movies so we can bring their witty quotes into everyday conversations.

Smith "I'm glad we've watched the same movies so we can bring their witty quotes into everyday conversations." or make an entire evening's conversation random quotes from an awesome tv show!