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Maybe not right away. I mean, this does qualify as one of the only two acceptable reasons to run.

True Story, bro.

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG

Funny Confession Ecard: I realize that I am highly educated and have an expansive vocabulary, but sometimes the most appropriate thing to say is OMG. lol so true

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. And the answer is YES!

It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

Funny Confession Ecard: It's A Scientific Fact: You should never tell a woman she's crazy, unless you want to see crazy.

"When a man says, 'It's not in there, I looked,' that doesn't mean it's not in there."

When a man says "It's not in there, I looked. It's called "man eyes"

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.....

Funny Family Ecard: Then, I told him, I just need to go to Target real quick. Be back in 10 minutes. Hahahah, and he believed me.

My age...

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My exact words to my husband on a weekend movie night .

Food brings me the comfort and happiness I cant seem to find in life lol

My life is constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

I realized today that too many of my conversations start with, 'I saw this thing on Pinterest...'

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I realized today that too many of my conversations start with,

Haha oh Yeah!! Lol

You know you were a church kid when pool parties turned into baptisms.

The saying shouldn't be 'I slept like a baby.' Let's change it to 'I slept like a husband.'

Too true! I think every married mom has heard the words, "I didn't know the baby woke up last night.

This is too funny. I love the imaginary outfits on Pinterest.

Free and Funny Weekend Ecard: Yes, I just pinned the same outfit you did. Don't sweat it, we won't wear our imaginary outfits on the same day.

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