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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

4 year Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

So sad but true. Funny Anniversary Ecard: I love cuddling with you on the couch after a long day. Well, sitting next to you as we play on our computers, not talking and hardly touching.

Math wasn't my strongest subject...@Melanie Hiske

I know it's hard to believe that I'm right of the time. The other is when I have to solve math problems. SO ME!

I had a spree today. . . I haven't been shopping in a week

So funny! I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one, or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you.

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger.

What doesn't kill us makes our drinks stronger. A little sad truth!

Hahaha!  Yay for saving the day!

i just rescued some wine. it was trapped in a bottle. i saved the day! must be heroes everyday!

The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused... what is leftover wine?

Funny Weekend Ecard: The other day someone told me that I could make ice cubes with leftover wine. I was confused. what is leftover wine?

What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?!' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: What do you mean by, 'I can't believe you drank that whole bottle of wine by yourself?' What else are you supposed to do once it's opened?

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