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I don't know shit about cars. But what I do know is this: If I bend over like a cat in heat, any minute a horny boy will appear and fix it for me (;.

I hope you rot in hell... and you name your kid lucifer.. after you. Christian sounds like you need to be reminded of what you're not! You should name him Paddle-so when your up shit creek... lol

HILARIOUS!!! Oh my gosh! This is me! All these good recipes and I throw chicken nuggets in the oven bc I realize it's and I've done nothing for dinner!

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