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The one time a realist makes a good point--This taste like piss!

I think this is pee! Realists - The only ones who know what's really going on.

realists

Between the glass that's half full and half empty, there is a third way. I'm a realist.

Exactly, because those moments when patients tell me how much they appreciate me and how good of a job I'm doing or how my kind words or just the fact that I listened to what they had to say made their day makes up for ALL the rude patients and all the Times they drove me crazy.

I love my job and sometimes want to rip out my hair!

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Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

Oh, how I miss celebrity Jeopardy.

SNL Saturday Night Live, Jeopardy, Sean Connery, "Suck it Trebek!

...but I don't understand why I can get arrested for this.

A salt & battery

I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

Funny Reminders Ecard: I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments and sheer lack of common decency, that you and I could be best friends in no time.

Ain't that the truth!

E Cards: Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween.I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

Practicality states that the happy little turtle will die stuck on his back. Optimism provides false hope and deprives him of time he could use to try to survive.

Oh no, many people do. Letter carriers and handlers ALWAYS do- due to the soy ink that blackens their hands, the "people factor" in mail and the knowledge of previously  tainted mail.

Letter carriers and handlers ALWAYS do- due to the soy ink that blackens their hands, the "people factor" in mail and the knowledge of previously tainted mail.

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