I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore. story of my lifeeee

 I'm pretty sure pajamas are a requirement at Wal-Mart. I never follow the rules!

I'm pretty sure pajamas are a requirement at Wal-Mart. I never follow the rules!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

Funny Confession Ecard: Behind a nagging woman... There is a man not doing what he is supposed to!!

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

and theres a chance i did go out publicly unacceptable- in which case-i don't even have to change!!

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Thank you for sending me to time out. I really thought about what I'd done wrong and constructed a plan for better future behavior. Said no child ever. | Family Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

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