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"If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me." Ouiser Boudreaux  :)

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

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Usually have a very uncomfortable smile on my face while staring at the cake so I don't make eye contact with the "happy birthday" singers! But even more awkward. SINGING happy birthday to someone. "um excuse, what key are we singing in?

Bahaha, YUHP. & uhm, where's 14 & 15?

23 Adult Truths: If there's anything you want to read it's this.every single thing is true! Especially the last one for the ladies :)

awkward...

I can relate: That awkward run/walk you do when a car lets you cross the road.

Mason jars, honeyfund jars, and thumbprint guestbooks need to die a slow, painful death

OMG this made me laugh. I'll start a wedding board soon. JUST to put up things for my imaginary wedding lol

Especially if he did a Magic Mike scene for me....specifically his last dance scene where he was wearing that vest. Yum! haha

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D

Once upon a time, I thought Facebook was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to Pinterest...

Once upon a time, I thought was the ultimate place to waste time. Then I was introduced to

Hey Haylie Think we could get away with this on our office door?  For that one special person!!!!

the pity train has just derailed and I LOVE it! Some people need to read this 100 times

Guilty As Charged!

how you doin'?I totally did read it in my mind in the exact voice of Joey! Oh how I LOVE Friends!

Yup..every time

I always have at least one mystery bruise. You have to poke it to see how much it hurts.you'd think you'd remember something that hurt that bad!

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However, I still ring doorbells. I text to say I'm on my way but then I still ring the doorbell or knock.

Totally me-- the first time I tried cooking I broke the mixer!

Why yes, I do set the smoke alarm off at least 5 times every time I cook dinner.

Karen Walker – Will & Grace. Possibly talking about our neighbour???

She's Crazy. And Just When You Think You've Reached The Bottom Of Her Craziness, There's A Crazy Underground Garage! This is the truth! Some people have no idea!

from Isabella & Max Rooms

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