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When life knocks you down.....

When life knocks you down. calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say "you hit like a bitch"

Channing Tatum Humor #funny forget the possible questioning it this eye candy is strictly get down to busness wawawawow!

I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D lilmisstude I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer! :D I thought this the moment I saw The Vow trailer!

QUOTE, Funny Sarcasm: 'Those who stir the shitpot should have to lick the spoon.

Little bitch..I know one that hits like one! I should have hit him back. I just couldn't. I could now. :)

For a guy, you act like a little bitch funny quotes quote men girl emotional bitch emotions guy funny quotes girl quotes lmao haha

Me and miss Ali.

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: I miss the age when I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

Sometimes, the first step toward forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy.

Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!

Haha, I say this often.

Aries Picture Quotes Yes Aries do have a lot of qualities and some bad things too. So here are some quotes on pictures about Aries , hope you like them

Southern charm

If a man whistles at you, do not respond. You are a lady, not a dog. - Adele I have been saying this my whole life!

Pathetic gene pool LOL

I look at people sometimes and think… Really? That’s the sperm that won?

#inspiring_quotes #optimism

I just found out what this means like 3 days ago… but you know this is the best way to live life bc one day it will all go away. Live life to it fullest and spend your days like they were your last. Smile and be happy.

Funny wooden sign God gave us friends to by MackleyWoodenGifts

cause without my friends I would be lost, cause certain one in my family is not worth it. Family who does not put the whole family first is pure sadness. Especially when family values are misplaced. Often in our family.

truth!

It is quotes like this who have my husband double guessing what I really mean, When I say "What?" I mean "What?" Maybe I'm not wired like most women, but I mean what I say and I say what I mean, the first time.

Just be patient! ;)

Determination - quote- motivational - inspiring - daily quote - inspirational quotes - motivate - life lessons - truth - life- haters Lol Just Wait.

Sometime I do wish someone would just give me a hug and tell me everything will be okay...

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, I want someone to look me in the eyes, hug me tight, and say, “I know you’re not.” I just need to take a deep breath and take one step at a time.

Of course....some people just perpetually look stupid.

I love it when people underestimate me. Seeing the stupid expressions on their faces after they see what I can really do is fucking priceless. So True.

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