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this is my motivation page...but ain't this the truth lol. who wants to be skinny though? should say "nothing tastes as good as 'being fit' feels" ...but then back to the cupcakes, wine, chocolate, and pizza lol

Best Friend Memories: Funny Friendship Ecard: We are so hilarious. I feel bad for the people who dont get to listen to our conversations and enjoy our hilariousness.

So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.

You know that amazing feeling when you go to bed knowing your entire house is clean? Ya, neither do I.

Yep! // Cleaning with the kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went... I'm just lucky I got out alive!

and you are judged for being real---too many fake mfkrs in the world and the real ones are the rebels