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I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row.

I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

I saw a spider in my bathtub so, I got a tissue and very, very carefully, burned the house down.

This is so accurate....lol How hard is it to be a girl? - Click image to find more DIY & Crafts Pinterest pins

This is so accurate....lol How hard is it to be a girl? - Click image to find more DIY & Crafts Pinterest pins

I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

I've been dieting ALL morning. AM I SKINNY YET???

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If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.

Healthcare.gov is fixed?! Then explain the 15,000 enrollment forms that were not transmitted properly to insurers.

Healthcare.gov is fixed?! Then explain the 15,000 enrollment forms that were not transmitted properly to insurers.

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV and eating Girl Scout cookies.  Is that really too much to ask?

I just want to lose weight while staying in bed, watching TV and eating Girl Scout cookies. Is that really too much to ask?

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