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Free and Funny Courtesy Hello Ecard: Mosquitos are assholes.

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants...

I just don't think I should ever have to wear pants. Dillon Smith I HATE PANTS

And for the ones who truely know me. You know how very hard that is for me. Lol

Sometimes, my greatest accomplishment is just keeping my mouth shut.ok, MOST of the time

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

Drag queens & Kevyn Aucoin. Yep.

I'm most afraid of spiders and women who draw in their eyebrows all archy. (lets not forget the crazy fake lashes too) ummm nightmare makers

Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: Please, please don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back and I can do it better than you.

Lmao especially after being on hold for fifteen minutes

NEVER put me on speaker while having a Phone conversation with me. you never know what is going to come out of my mouth lol he he he

Funny Family Ecard: If you are going to scream like that, you better be on fire with a stick in your eye.

My daughter doesn't do that shit. And parents that allow their kids to.well I will light you on fire and put a stick in your eye!

Procrastination

Procrastination

I had to pin this because my son actually did this! He asked if there were pb cups cause his mom really likes them! I love that kid! Good looking out for your mom!

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

I know so many ppl like this!

when I was a baby, an evil fairy cursed with me expensive taste and no money. Champagne taste with a beer budget!

I'm so glad you told your husband how much you loved him on Facebook instead of in person. From 5 feet away.

Because you have to prove you love each other by showing everyone else. Ugh so annoying

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