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I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.  There goes THAT New Year's resolution!

Funny Confession Ecard: I have tried running, but I kept spilling my wine.try a sippy cup, Candi!

This day sucks Balls. Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I REALLY LOVE WINE

how i feel a lot lol Roses are dead, violets are fine. This day sucks balls. I really love wine.

#Truth.

Free and Funny Friendship Ecard: I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.

Haha Yep!! @Rachael Gill this is work we make it through the day!

Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin. But mostly Doctor Who and Sherlock and loved every minute of it. Better class of television.

Good point.

Free, News Ecard: Shouldn't you have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check since I have to pass one to earn it for you?

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Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem. This is me.

Highly appropriate for this broken foot of mine. LOL. Luckily there's pintrest!

This is pretty much the forecast for every single Sunday, no matter how hard I try to make plans and convince myself to be productive

In preparation for next weekend @Stephannie Behrens Rylie

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

@Tina Smith  This actually reminds me of Lee in the elevator last night.

or turn down the brightness of my phone before I can look at it. lol Hangover RX Remedy Recipe by

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So true.If there's enough room to spell 'BOOTYLICIOUS' on the back of your shorts, it probably isn't.

Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

This was true for me today. Actually, this whole sticking week. Funny Reminders Ecard: Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol.

Birthday party-too all my friends w/kiddos..Aunt Mits appreciates your kindness

Funny Birthday Ecard: Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway?

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: if you can handle me getting all 'white girl wasted', we can make this work.

Glad Dan knows how to handle me when I'm white girl wasted.and white girl hungover

family drama

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I don't care if its you put some champagne in my OJ its mimosa time bitch.

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