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too many times...

Except, I called her name when I knew she was pretending not to see me because I wanted her to feel awkward. Is that so wrong?

 Makes me think of my BFF Jill Green :)

we'll always be friends because we love hating things together. This is for us!

I heard this, uhm, a couple times, hehe.

I heard this, uhm, a couple times, hehe. And my friends, you know you're out there and booking a ticket on the bus:)

ohmygoodness, yes.

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'I'd block you, but then I couldn't see all the stupid things you put on Facebook and make fun of you for them.'

I honestly feel this way for an uneasy number of people. at the same time, I think an uneasy number of people feel this about me as well

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Funny Confession Ecard: Watching Hoarders is the only thing that inspires me to do housework.

Primal screaming was /is a recognized therapy

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Yes, and cookies, brownies and anything else covered, smothered, dipped, dunked, infused, injected, topped, candied or baked with chocolate!

I wish cake went straight to my boobs.I am laughing so hard, but really I do lol

This just nails it - doesn't it?

For real. There is something built into me to wake up at the smallest sound. My husband could sleep through a tornado. And Baby sucks at sleeping.