Stay in your lane. Lol
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It starts out funny but then, when you really start thinking about it, it's terrifying. Seriously. I'm out there in the dating world. All my first dates happen in VERY public places and I take pepper spray with me, fucking pepper spray, why is that necessary? Oh right because I don't dare trust that the man I'm going out with has been taught that sexual assault is wrong.
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Louis CK. Men are the greatest threat to women. This is so funny!
To your death, statistically #louisck
Louis CK telling it like it is. I love this man with my whole heart.
Louis C. K. This is so true
ah, the sweet truth. so funny, and so true - men are the worst, and it's horrible that they are the only dating option.
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Seth Rogen describing Zac Efron -- I was just smiling until that last mental image LOL
Seth Rogan describing Zac Efron
Describing Zac Efron. Haha Giant Plinko game...
Describing Zac Efron. Oh so true
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 77 Pics. So funny and so true!!!
Get it together, veggies!
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Best photos of the week (80 Photos)
Go potatoes! | Life is better when you're laughing :)
But potatoes aren't vegetables...
Is it because of your haircut?
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That's a great way to give a laugh! Unless they have a really bad haircut, of course... I laughed a lot, probably more then I should!!
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funny hair quote
I'm not sure why I thought this was so funny. Probably because it reminded me of the horrible haircuts I had during my adolescence.
Beginning with the Seneca Falls Convention in 1848 that spurred 1st wave feminism, the perception of women in America has always been complex & fluid. While it is theoretically possible that Miss America could evolve into a purely academic scholarship organization at this point in time the notion that beauty pageants are about anything other than outer beauty is belied both by the continued existence of the swimsuit portion & the fact that I'm expected to answer this question in just 20 seconds.
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Very impressive, finally a well-educated and concise beauty pageant answer
Snap snap snap snap
Obsessed with this. @nicckathleen this is the quote i was telling you about a while ago!
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver - The Miss America Pageant. Awesome and thank you
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it makes me laugh, but it's SO true lol
50 shades of Grey #funny #humor # comedy #truth
50 Shades of Grey is romantic only because the guy is a billionaire...if he was living in a trailer, it would be a Criminal Minds episode. ~ So freaking hilarious and so true!!!
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Hahaha. Thats why I dont diet, I eat healthy! LOL - SO True !
true story! Yep so true!
Lol! So funny and so true
Funny (but true)
true story! my life right now.
Dieting hell, lololol
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The fact that there is a highway to hell and on,y a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers: Traffic Patterns
Traffic Patterns (funny and thought provoking)
Traffic Patterns. Laughing my a@@ off.
Quotes: "The fact there's a #highway to #hell and only a #stairway to #heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers. Just sayin'."
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I TOTALLY get this. So funny and also true of the majority of my friends (You know who you are).
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it. #Humor #ecards
Happy Hour Humor 67 | Hampton Roads Happy Hour
Could be any electronic communication actually...
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So true... I hate texting
So right. We need to stop placing so much emphasis on communicating about real life through texting
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If you think I'm talking about you, I probably am. :P
Yes!! So true for some people!!
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You can never laugh enough! Oh poor sharks!
Did you know? The ocean gets its saltiness from the tears of misunderstood sharks who just want to cuddle. Hug me!
HUG ME! For my husband's morbid sense of humor and always laughing at the shark week commercials
So that's good.
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its the little things. Silver linings :)
its the little things. always look on the bright side
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Hilarious quotes to make me laugh when I hate life :)
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Dirty humor (2) – badSENTINEL
Pisces can get lost....
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Pisces Capricorn Libra cancer
Fallen Zodiac Sign
There’s this scene in X-men…
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Poor Hugh!! Lol
There's this scene in X-men... #HughJackman #XMen #Wolverine
So funny :D
I love this man
Funny story about X-men
Laziness Level: Expert. Ha!
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Tipping like a boss.
This lazy mother fucker.
OMG...why do I find this so funny?!
Lazy Tipper funny picture
Brought the giggles...
In that case, the corner is good.
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Is it bad that I sometimes miss this part of my life?
Haha that would be a good time...
Fuck this work shit. It's Bachelor Party time! | Bachelor ...
hahahahaha!!! Love this. My fav movie too!
'Nobody puts baby in the corner.' Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good. (Sounds like my husband's office Christmas party.)
Free, Bachelor/Bachelorette Party Ecard: "Nobody puts baby in the corner." Unless baby is fall down drunk and can't find her purse, shoes, or integrity. In that case, the corner is good.
Meanwhile, in Japan...
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Stop it. Jam packed! The Asian part makes it funny too because I'm pretty sure she's oblivious that she even has a bread suitcase.
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suitcase filled with peanut butter
To what drug?