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I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to punch in the face - funny ecards

completely know this feeling

eCard: I feel better about myself when I'm wearing workout clothes because that means I'm one step closer to possibly maybe working out. So true!

Yup. Pretty much! That's how I'd describe me! :)

Some eCards: I'm having technical difficulties with my attitude today. I apologize for any inconvenience this may cause you. Avoidance is suggested for safety.

why do we extend ourselves beyond our heart's desire? i am working on being more authentic.

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I love the feeling you get when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to have in the first place.

Not my problem

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life.

it's better to have loved and lost than to live with a douchebag for the rest of your life. What if you, Michelle are the douchebag :)

Art Im so blessed to have great friends! quotes-and-things-that-make-me-smile

A girl's best friend Haha Funny Friendship Ecard: A good friend brings over a bottle of wine to share. A best friend brings two.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

Funny Anniversary Ecard: On our anniversary, I want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time & how excited I am to keep doing so in the future.

I love running though, it's just wayy too hot.

Free and Funny Sports Ecard: I went for a run but came back after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot I'm out of shape and can't run more than two minutes.

I cant count how many times Ive been through this one...

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: Dear Fairy Godmother, Think you could bippity-boppity-boo me back to 17 years old and that awesome body I thought was fat?

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Funny Family Ecard: Sometimes I look at my husband and think. You are one lucky son of a bitch.

Too true!

"Some things are better left unsaid. That's usually the stuff I blurt out right away". I have no filter

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