Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, Im just lucky I got out alive!

Yep, I'd be rich!

New work schedule

I can't believe I work this hard to be this poor. pretty much. lol... where's the irony board... or sad but true board...

hello!

This job is a test. It is only a test.

I wish time at work would go by as fast as it does in the morning when I'm getting ready.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard. #Friday #Humor

I wake up with a good attitude every day... then idiots happen.

so true...

Me at work. Every. Day.

Too funny

true love lol

Seriously

But seriously...

So true!

LOL. But, seriously.

You know...this working full time thing is really cramping my style.

HA!