The Pity Train has left the station....
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BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has derailed at the intersection of "Suck It Up" and "Move On" and crashed into "We All Have Problems", before coming to a complete stop at "Get The Hell Over It". Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-WAAA. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'
Amen! I will keep this one for myself when I ever feel like having a pity party. Some people need this tattooed to their forehead but those people probably are the same ones who never look in the mirror either.
I was unsure whether to post this in Life Advice or Funny stuff...I"m gonna go with Life Advice.
Breaking news: the pity train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On...
The Pity Train has left the station....oh and I am so good at having my own little pity party!
Pity Party...i know some people that NEED this in their lives...just sayin'
Getting off the train | Breaking News: The Pity Train has just derailed...
Pity Party~SO TRUE!!!
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I totally thought of Sadie, my daughter, when I saw this. She says she's the princess and her sister is the maid. haha
we are the princesses and @Gemma Docherty Docherty Docherty Styles is the Queen!!!!
So true people! Start clapping people! Start clapping I'm headed your way!
oh my goodness! so funny! My Princess needs this in her room!!!!
This is just funny. :) but I'm the Queen, not the princess. :)
For all the princesses in my life!! Who claps for the Queen?
we are the princesses and @Gemma Styles is the Queen!!!!
So true!! Start clapping bitches!!
so true <3 giggling...
Damn you Pinterest!
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"Addicted" to PINTEREST and loving it! Simply because I have shit TO DO on this "addictive" thing they call the internet. :)
pinterest addiction @Mike Carlson this will be you soon(;
Haha, to those of us addicted to Pinterest. :P
pinterest addiction @A Spencer
This is true
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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - #Chocolate_doesn_t_ask_silly_questions_Chocolate_understands
chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands. Love this funny quote!
Chocolate quote: Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands!
Chocolate understands. Every time. I love chocolate. So much.
chocolate doesn,t ask silly questions chocolate understands
10 Funny Quotes for Chocolate Lovers — Light In The Box
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics
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Sorry I Can't Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation funny quotes quote jokes work lol funny quote funny quotes funny sayings humor
Sorriy, i cant go to work tomorrow fractured my motivation..im taking a break from fracturing my motivation!!!
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Sorry I cant go to work tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics so true
Funny Pictures Of The Day - 91 Pics-how I feel today
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Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...
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Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...You'll be okay Ronda
Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are... | Encouragement Ecard
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Oh dear, I know several people who I would LOVE to say this to…not good for business or family though! LOL
Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...hahahahahaahahah
Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are...hahah cant stop laughing
Can you die from constipation? I am a little concerned with how full of shit you are... I know a couple of people like that!
Happy Nurses Week, Dental Hygiene, Being A Nurse, My Life, Nosy People, So True, Funny Stuff
There are two types of people I can't stand: Nosy people and people who won't tell me what the hell is going on. | Confession Ecard
Happy Nurse's Week 2012 :) Love this one too! So true.
Happy Nurse Week Ecards | Nursing Feed
SO TRUE lol Happy Nurses Week :)
Yess!!!! Story of my life!!!! ;)
guilty... its a nurse thing!
dental hygiene students? Yup
Haha must be a nurse :)
For those friends you haven't spoken to in a year...or four and you can pick up right where you left off....
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I had a friend who was my best friend for 10 years. One fight and we broke our friendship. Haven't talked to her in 5 years... Time in friendship isn't what makes a lifetime friendship. There needs to be a closer connection than just years.
This year, my best friend and I will have been best friends for six years. One more year, we'll hit seven and I definitely know we'll be best friends for life :)
My friend Angel and I @ѧṅɢєʟ яʏѧṅ ❤️ have been friends ever since we were born and we still are best friends today, and it happens to be her birthday so everyone please wish her happy birthday!! And happy 12 years of friendship to my bestie!!
WTF fun fact Me and My Best Friend is going 2 be 7 Years Next Year Yay??
That means my best friend and I are literally BFFs now!
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Random fact of the day.
True Story #FunFact
You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs sign
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You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg This is SO me & my friends: Libby, Dana, Delissa, cousin Debbie, Stacey, Mandi & more!
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg... this is for my mother in-law @Tami Read and my sister in-law @Stormi Nielsen
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg. I saw this saying in a magazine a while back & it almost happened lol
For my friends...you know who you are! You made me LAUGH so hard TEARS ran down my legs handmade wood sign friend. $9.99, via Etsy.
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg. Story of my life. :P
You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg! Hahahaha so funny!
For my sister!! You made me laugh so hard...tears ran down my leg
So FUNNY, So TRUE!
Oh how true it is!
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5 deadly terms of a woman. Pinning this to print later and give to my husband with his Christmas card.
Deadly Terms... I now think my husband should be on Pinterest too...lol
OK this is funny stuff. :) why are we giving them our code??
5 deadly terms! some people need to pay attention to this...
love this! Haha. 5 deadly terms by a woman So funny!!
Haha, so true! if only guys would realize this.
love this! 5 deadly terms by a woman #truth
Guys, the truth!
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This is totally me yall its my life im so used to be loud and now im being quiet and everybody is telling me ''whats wrong with me '' im like uhhhhh nothing soo yaaaaaa
its funny how when im loud people tell me to be quiet. but when im quiet, people ask me, what wrong w/me.
so true this is the story of my life !
funny....so true! story of my life.
so true... Story of my life
haha so true
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I admit me and my boyfriend have developed a secret nickname or two.
One of my best qualities is giving people nicknames . . .
I love creating secret nicknames.
Too many people in my life.
I do this all the time!
So funny and true!!!
lolol code names
haha so true!
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist---Sometimes it's best to view stress as an opportunity to grow. Take stress and turn it into an opportunity to get to know yourself better. If faced with challenging obstacles, push through them. The more time you spend worrying about something and trying to figure out if the glass is half empty or half full, the moment has already passed by.
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*Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While You Guys Were Busy Arguing About The Glass Of Water, I Drank It! Sincerely, The Opportunist...
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist. While you guys were arguing about the glass of water being half full or half empty. I drank it. ~The opportunis
Word's_The glass of water and the oppurtunist._"Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you guys were out busy arguing about the glass of water, I drank it! Sincerely, The Opportunist"
Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist... I always thought this should end. P.S. Are you sure there was a glass of water...the skeptic.
lol so true
Nice try . . .
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Because if they're insulting you, they must not matter, because if they matter, they don't insult (variation of Dr. Seuss)
"I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though" Funny Ecard
Sounds harsh but think it through...I'm convinced we are hurt more by the opinions of those who really should not matter to us
worth pinning again, because it definitely bears repeating - one of many thoughts I had many times this weekend haha
I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. (; haha
I literally said just as much to someone back in college. Someone clearly channeled me, here. Love it. #poster #insult #funny #humor
I know quite a few people who feel like they should change me because I would be better their way. I am happy being me. Quite trying to change me.
Funny Ecard: I'm sorry dear, In order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.
I'm sorry dear, in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though. (ecards)
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Truths for Mature Humans I can relate to 99% of these... Ugh... it is tough to be a mature adult!
Truths for Mature Humans. This is so true and not going to pin itself. You're welcome.
Truths For Mature Humans - WinFail Picture Some of these are so true and so funny!
Truths for Mature Humans. I got a big kick out of these. So funny and true.
Truths For Mature Humans. At least I know how to fold a fitted sheet! Haha.
Truths for Mature Humans. #5 will baffle me for the rest of my life.
Truths for Mature Humans - So Funny! and yet sooo true! lol
Truths for Mature Humans - This is so funny - and so true!
Truths for mature humans - Funny stuff!
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I totally want to use this line some day! Hahahah So true!
'Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.'
Couldn't help myself! Funny Stuff
So wrong...so funny...so TRUE!!!
Must remember this one...
Spoken like a true woman.
thats some funny shit
truth hurts, lol
Shut up lol
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"My wife Mary & I have been married for 47 years and not once have considered divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never" Jack Benny :)
"My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never." Jack Benny
-Jack Benny Haha! Seriously though, divorce is not an option in our marriage...neither is murder!
When you've considered murder, it's true love. (intended to make you laugh)
Husband and wife. Married life humor.
True Love I want this relationship
murder, maybe. so true, so true.
so funny, but so true! HAH!
True love. Funny stuff
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"I am woman; hear me bash men because I have self-esteem and image issues I can't resolve without spewing tired and out-dated, barrel-scraping insults against the opposite sex, even though it may be other women (not men) who categorize my promiscuity as being slutty." You want equality? Get off your soap-box. }}}}} <—I dont know who wrote this but I like it :o_
Define slut... TRUE STORY!!! :oP
just kidding...or maybe not
Define slut...TOO FUNNY
Define slut... lol
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Thought this today when I was behind a lady who waited until her order was all rung up to find her checkbook, realize she didn't have a pen, didn't know how to sign the credit card machine, all the while we were in the "express" lane.
TRUTH. and a line at airport security for people who already have their belt and shoes off and their computer out. Seriously. I got that shit on lock down at the airport.
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Yea so true when i worked at walmart
So true! or Airport security !!
So true! Makes me laugh!!'
and at airport security!
Isn't that the truth!!
This made me giggle.
Funny Sayings By Famous People Pt 2
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yeah... the story of my life. I've let so many stupid people go. Oh and im not an energy vampire person either. I say NO to bad energies and moaning. (but yes to dancing, glitter, champagne awesomeness and rockn'roll)
Surprisingly. a lot of people fall into the "stupid people person" category. Or even the " 'I hate you and I'm not afraid to tell you' people" category. That one, I will admit, has large quantity of people in it...
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
definitely not a stupid people person...so true
Well said. Ditto! So true!!!
It's true! story of my life!
People person #stupidpeople
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