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"You'd think he'd want to stay dry since he's died in the water twice already"

What I lack in skinniness I make up for in awesomeness.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm going to attempt to drink less coffee and more water...pffttt...bwahahaha... sorry I can't even say that with a straight face. mmmm coffee!!!!

I'm my own biggest fan. I'm going to repin all my pins just to double the awesome.

"This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow." Hehe... I know several people I may have caused to say this when I bartended!

good friends offer advice and words of wisdom, real friends come over unannounced with vodka, chocolate, glitter, duct tape, cat suits, explosives and a plan!

Ava is gonna get her awesomeness from me for sure!!! Elyse Fife

I have found the fountain of youth, and it looks and tastes a lot like Vodka.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Not too many people like us when we hang out together...but they're just mad they can't be this awesome.

You're only as cool as the friends you hang out with . . . And I'm awesome You're welcome.

I like to stalk my own Pinterest boards to remind myself what awesome taste in life I have.