Why do people say, 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding. - Betty White LOVE HER!
Sometimes, the first step towards forgiveness is realizing the other person is totally bat-shit crazy. I use bat-ass crazy, no matter how you say it, it describes, too many people in my life!
Love is when someone asks for a starburst and you give them a pink or a red one. Brief acquaintance is when you ask for a starburst and you give them an orange one. Pure hatred is when someone asks you for a starburst and you give them a yellow one.
Just sitting here on the corner of awesome and bombdiggity. did someone just use bombdiggity in a quote?
This is so me lol. I "roll my eyes out loud" all the time!
Every guy thoughts every girls' dream is to find the perfect guy. Every girls' dream is to eat without getting fat!
Today’s Housekeeping Tip: Keep strategically placed get well cards on your mantel… Too funny. and a great idea'
Friends are Like Underpants. - Quotes & Comments - Give your friends a smile and share this.
Funny pictures about Kindly go away. Oh, and cool pics about Kindly go away. Also, Kindly go away.
Funny pictures about I'm not clumsy. Oh, and cool pics about I'm not clumsy. Also, I'm not clumsy.