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I like this but it annoys me... I'm not hysterical. I'm not hilarious either. What I am is hilariously funny. (Maybe.) :)

'I'd like a Diet Coke please.' 'Is Diet Pepsi okay?' 'Is Monoply money okay?' wish it wasn't misspelled

Anyone that knows me knows that once I'm home I'm not going back out, and this is PRECISELY the reason why ;-)

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30 Relationship Quotes for Him

Don’t stop work hard now and live the rest of your life as champion, following are some great famous inspiring motivational quotes .. May these be source of motivation for you, and share these with…

My boyfriend read this to me when it was tweeted by "the common white girl". I was taking a drink of my coke, chocked on it, and ended up spitting it all over the dinner table.

"I hate it when my dentist asks when the last time I flossed was. I'm like, dude, you don't remember? You were there. " #dentalhumor #funny #floss http://sallingtate.com