Every girl wants a guy who's a polite dick... someone to hold the door open for her but still smacks that ass as she walks in. This is my husband!
You know who you are. Bitch.
haha nice. I'm probably going to use this phrase at some point in my life.
Funny Pictures And Quotes Of The Week - 50 Pics - March 23, 2015
hahaha.. this was me when I started running
this is for whoever was talking about this common problem of trying to do something while someone keeps emailing to ask if it's done yet.
words to live by