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Oh my husband thinks hes so cute when he says "you look so sexy when your mad"!! Lol
#Quote: Oh, you think I´m cute when I´m mad? I´m about to be fucking gorgeous
watch out!! hahaha :) Thanks funny-stuff o.O
Ahahaha! Gotta remember this one. LOL
My husband says this!!! So true!!
Not very nice but so funny!!!
watch out im fucking gorgeous
Gotta remember this one.
'Losing your Pretty' all thanks to your thyroid. So frustrating! HypothyroidMom.com
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25,000 Pins! Board Appreciation! Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) I need to post this at my desk:)
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. ;))) /This is why u must keep "Spray the bitch away" spray handy. See pin below for internet website where u may buy this wonderfully important spray. -Mari
Bitchy dust! If I was told that I would burst out laughing. Instant mood booster. #bitchesgonbitch
Bitchy dust!LoL. Instant mood booster. ;)))
Bitchy dust #Funny #Quote #Saying
It’s a ‘Beautiful’ Thing…
24 Things Not to Say to a Girl Who's Been Cheated On
It happens. People who take advantage of others solely to make themselves look better piss me off. There I said it.
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Now that i have a puppy, this is pretty much my life. - more funny stuff: http://hotfunnystuff.com
I'm this close to losing my shit. Story of my life everyday at work!
Everyday of my life! And from my favorite Disney Princess.
This is so true that its not even funny @m9kolt
This Close To Losing It LOL SO TRUE!!!
My life as a nursing student
That's funny shit
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"You're the best thing that ever happened to me." Such bullshit. Wipe that shit from your mouth or feed it to the dumbass who will believe it. :)
Those that call BS with "biblical" "truth" and "fact" are not very good at wiping anything let alone their mouths. Godless whores claiming they have a man-god or heritage?
Wipe your mouth there's still a tiny bit of bullshit around your lips
need to remember this next time some people open their mouths.....
Good lord, isn't that the truth for some people.
Some people could use a LOT of napkins...
haha..so true for some people.
I'm sweet but when I've had it, I've had it!
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I will NOT calm down... I will raise hell and break shit. #keepcalm #raisehell
Exactly what I do whenever someone tells me to 'calm down'. So true.
I Will Not Calm Down... I Will Raise Hell And Break Shit.
I will not calm down.. I hate keep calm quotes
just kidding!! thought it was funny!!
Totally me when people say calm down
I will raise hell and break shit...
dont push me :) funny-stuff
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Lmao! Im always doing things accidentally on purpose.
i would like to do this to some people some days
Haha...reminds me of my sister Terra Marie! <3
Sorry for the vulgarity but, its SO funny!!!
lol made me giggle
I used to, but now I don't. Yay! :)
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Image via We Heart It https://weheartit.com/entry/94866521/via/3237722 #childhood #drseuss #fishes #funny #lol #idgaf
The youngest kiddo I kid-sit for loves Dr. Seuss books. She laughs when I get my tongue twisted in the stories. One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish By Dr Seuss
One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish By Dr Seuss; my favorite book when I was little! <3
Haaa no fucks givin #childhoodruined #dr.suess #laugh
Dr. Seuss F*cks Not Given. Story of my life.
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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
tho I do like sausage...food for thought:)
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
wow so funny and so true!
Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck.
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True story :) thanks haters :)
Take a number...bitch.
Fact Number 1 ;-) lol
PLEASE TAKE A NUMBER
Take a number....
Haha so true!
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I try to stop, I really do. Story of my life
All the damn time. so me and my friends!
My girl Sara B. Potty mouth indeed
This is so true. Love my friends!
i have a potty mouth. so what? ;)
so true its my favorite word
True story funny-stuff
THIS IS TOTALLY ME!!!
Story of my life
Don't tell me to keep calm.
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Hahaha... I love this one! I Will not keep calm and you can fuck off #quote #funny #keepcalm
"I will not keep calm and you can f*ck off." Haha finally. #humor #funny #keepcalm
This is so true....I hate when people tell me to calm down when I am upset
I will not keep calm and you can fuck off. My favourite #keepcalm message
I've been seeing all these Keep Calm posters. This is more my style...
I Will Not Keep Calm and You Can Fuck Off #KeepCalm
My life .. Always told to keep Calm
This happens a lot at our house. As it applies to food...get your mind out of the gutter.
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sexy quotes - I like this one xoxoxox
sexy quotes - Google Search oh. Baby
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Oh my dirty mind, hehehe 😈
That's the rule!
You are mine!
If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
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I dont live to please anyone but myself my fiance and my family. So obviously i dont care what you think about my life and I dont care about the assumptions you make or the rumours you speard. It really doesn't bother me cause it just shows me how much you are fascinated with my life. -jdh
If you hate me, I don't care....news flash bitch I don;t live to please you!!
If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote excuse the languge
Whoa!!! If you hate me, I don't care... #quotes #quote
If you hate me, I don't care... NO I DON'T CARE
If you hate me, I don't care...DAMN SKIPPY!!!
Newsflash bitches...I don't care!!!!
Coolgirl will say that I don't care
If you hate me, I dont care
Oh My Goodness....this is so true. For years I was quiet when I had many thoughts and opinions of my own. Voiced some recently and found out who can dish it out but CANNOT take it! Very revealing!
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Isn't it so true... Those who can't handle an opinion are the ones that qualify most for this line!!! LOL
Oh wow this is so true. I'm a very out spoken person so when there's things I haven't said there very strong opinions!
Opinions...(from Beans,Blogs and Bacon on Facebook...https://www.facebook.com/pages/Beans-Blogs-and-Bacon/377356338943734). So True!
This is so true. Apparently I can't have opinions without offending people. Get.over.it.
HA! So true! This is totally me.
so true..Story of my life
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it. LOL I weigh less than 130lbs. I'm clearly not pregnant. Idiot
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I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it. LOL... Some people! They make up all this drama in their head and then think it true! Wow I have to laugh !
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy but I do admire your total commitment to it. Haha! #funny
I don't understand your specific kind of crazy, but I do admire your total commitment to it. Beyond that point, I know you are just a fucked-up asshole.
I feel like this could be people's thought about me 😀
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So True Monkey!
don't force it
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OK, a little bad for me, but man did this make me laugh (and doesn't it totally ring true???) FUNNY BUT TRUE!
Bahahahaha!! Laughed hysterically when I seen this! Loved it and oh so true!! :D
Bahaha. So funny but so true. I'm glad we don't have to force it!
Holy hell, the truth makes me laugh so hard sometimes!
so funny! quotes. wisdom. advice. life lessons.
this makes me laugh but so true.
haha so funny but true
Made me giggle lots
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I fill my daily bucket of laughs with a combination of Howard Stern & SomeECards.
I laughed uncontrollably when I first saw this. I mean, really. So true.
Oh, I need to make that file folder!
funny shit right there!
hahaha this is my life
umm totally giggled!
just funny stuff
I DON'T GET MAD...I GET EVIL. Muahahaha