The Queen really can say “Don’t you know who I am?” All British passports are issued in her name and as such, she doesn’t personally need one when travelling abroad. Just her face – and possibly a five pound note.
Dear CEO, We haven’t met. I’m the girl you should have hired several months ago for the Dragon Tamer position. I have a small favour to ask: Kindly shoot your recruitment team for me. Failing that, just punch them in the face.