Some useful and basic advice for increasing your survivability in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse. Remember; this information is not meant to treat or cure a Zombie bite. If you are bitten by a Zombie, please either immediately chop-off the bitten extremity, or place your head firmly between your thighs and kiss your butt good-bye.
Epic valentine's day card: Roses are red... Dead flesh is green... When the dead start to rise... you're on my team. Seriously, my husband and I have spent a disturbing amount of time discussing our tactics in a zombie apocalypse.